Funny No Pricks Allowed Doormat

Funny No Pricks Allowed Doormat
No Pricks Allowed Doormat
Personalised Cactus Doormat
Less than 2mm
Close Up of Doormat
Skinny Mat Features
Funny No Pricks Allowed Doormat
No Pricks Allowed Doormat
Personalised Cactus Doormat
Less than 2mm
Close Up of Doormat
Skinny Mat Features
Funny No Pricks Allowed Doormat
No Pricks Allowed Doormat
Personalised Cactus Doormat
Less than 2mm
Close Up of Doormat
Skinny Mat Features

Funny No Pricks Allowed Doormat

★★★★★4.6 Rated Excellent by customers
Less than 2mm thinNon-slip rubber backingSuper absorbent

A cheeky cactus "No Pricks Allowed" doormat that'll make your guests laugh before they even step inside. The perfect funny gift.

Add your optional personalisation.

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£45.00

Made to Order in the UK

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What Makes Skinny Mat Different?

Designed to Solve Problems Other Mats Ignore

Most mats force you to choose between practicality and appearance.

Some are absorbent but thick and bulky. Others are thin but slide around or struggle to cope with water, mud, pet mess and everyday spills.

Skinny Mat was designed to combine ultra-thin construction, excellent absorbency, secure grip and beautiful printed designs in a single mat.

Ultra-Thin by Design

At less than 2mm thick, Skinny Mat sits almost flush with the floor.

The low-profile design helps reduce trip hazards and allows the mat to fit comfortably in places where thicker mats can feel bulky or get in the way.

Highly Absorbent

The premium polyester surface is engineered to absorb moisture and trap dirt, helping to protect floors from muddy shoes, wet paws, splashes and everyday spills.

Non-Slip Rubber Backing

Every Skinny Mat is finished with a nitrile rubber backing to help keep the mat securely in place on hard floors.

That means less movement, fewer adjustments and greater confidence underfoot.

Designed to Look Good for Longer

Our designs are printed deep into the fibres rather than sitting on the surface.

This helps colours remain vibrant and allows intricate artwork and personalised designs to be reproduced with exceptional detail.

Made to Order in the UK

Every mat is produced to order in Britain.

Rather than manufacturing in bulk and storing stock in warehouses, each mat is individually printed, finished and checked before dispatch.

Why Customers Choose Skinny Mat

  • Less than 2mm thick
  • Absorbent surface
  • Non-slip nitrile rubber backing
  • Premium printed designs
  • Personalisation available on selected designs
  • Made to order in the UK
  • Fast tracked delivery

We'll email a proof for approval — once you're happy, we print and dispatch within 72 hours

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Mix & match any mats — buy 2 save £10 · 3 save £20 · 4 save £40

Doormat + Kitchen Mat + Pet Mat — any combination counts!

Will it fit under your door?

2pDo the 2p test. Place a 2p coin flat on the floor and open your door over it. If the door clears the coin freely, your Skinny Mat should too!

Still unsure? Order a sample to check your door clearance.

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  • Description

    Welcome guests with a laugh with our "No Pricks Allowed" cactus doormat. This cheeky design features cartoon cacti alongside the tongue-in-cheek message, setting the humorous tone for your home right from the doorstep.

    It makes a brilliant housewarming gift, birthday present, or a treat for yourself if you appreciate funny doormats with personality. The playful cactus illustrations keep the humour light and fun.

    Don't let the fun fool you this mat is seriously practical. Under 2mm thin - thinner than a 2p coin - super absorbent, non-slip, and easy to clean. Add optional personalisation to make it your own.

    Browse more funny doormats for designs that make your guests laugh.

    Love this design? Browse our floral doormats and green doormats collections for more styles you'll love.

  • FAQs

    Who is the Funny No Pricks Allowed doormat for?

    It's a cheeky cactus with a tongue-in-cheek 'No Pricks Allowed' message, well suited to anyone who wants a doormat that makes guests smile.

    Does the Funny No Pricks Allowed design come in custom colours?

    We can. Choose your colours with our colour inspiration page and we'll mock it up before printing. Printing means an exact colour match can't be promised, though we get close.

    Can I personalise the Funny No Pricks Allowed doormat?

    Yes, most designs can be personalised with a family name, house number or welcome message.

    Is it thin enough for a tight door gap?

    Almost always. At less than 2mm thick it sits flat beneath low-clearance doors and helps prevent door catching. Ideal for tight thresholds and newly fitted flooring.

    Is it absorbent and non-slip?

    It does both, the absorbent surface catches everyday dirt and damp, and the non-slip rubber base keeps the Funny No Pricks Allowed doormat from sliding on hard floors.

    Which size should I choose?

    From Small (60 x 40cm) up to XXL (120 x 85cm), Medium (75 x 50cm) fits most doors, while large doormats reach 120 x 85cm for wider entrances.

    How do I keep it clean?

    Vacuum it regularly and spot-clean marks with a damp cloth and mild detergent. For a deeper clean, a quick shower rinse with some mild detergent works best - see our care guide for details.

    How long until it arrives?

    Each doormat is made to order. We'll email a mock-up within 2 working days; once you approve it we print within 3-7 working days, with free 48-hour UK delivery.

  • Reviews

    Great Skinny Mat

    We needed a very thin mat after new flooring went over our floor tiles. A wide range of patterns to choose from and they double check with you regarding your choice of design and colours before they fulfil your order. The mat arrived swiftly with no creases.

    Steve Carter

    Brilliant doormat

    Having looked everywhere for a thin doormat I am delighted with it. Fast service too.

    Claire

    Just what I've been looking for

    Our front door is very low profile and I have struggled to find a thin enough mat. Skinny Mats are just what I've been looking for. There is a lot of choice and sizes.

    Kate Angus

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