Funny Doormats

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The best funny doormats are specific. Generic humour falls flat; the ones that land hard are the ones that feel like they were written for a particular type of home, or a particular household in-joke. That's why we offer personalisation on many of our funny designs you can keep the typography and layout but change the text to something that's uniquely yours. "The [your surname] Circus" rather than just "This Is a Circus". A welcome mat that your regular visitors will smile at every single time.

Popular designs include our cactus "No Pricks Allowed" mat, various dog-themed witticisms ("All Guests Must Be Approved By The Dog"), horror-inspired welcome mats for gothic homes, and a range of typographic designs where the humour comes from a well-chosen phrase in a beautiful font. Sometimes the contrast between an elegant design and a cheeky message is what makes it funny.

Funny doormats are consistently one of our most popular gift categories. They make an excellent housewarming present especially for first homes and they work brilliantly as Secret Santa gifts, anniversary presents, and birthday gifts for anyone who leads with their personality. We can add personalised text and ship directly with a gift message.

If you want something witty but subtle, our classic designs with personalised text offer a more understated approach a beautiful floral or geometric mat with a quietly humorous message that rewards closer reading.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I personalise a funny doormat with my own text?

Yes many of our funny designs allow custom text. You can replace the standard text with your own wording, keeping the design and font styling. This is a great way to create something that's specifically relevant to your household.

Are funny doormats suitable as gifts?

Absolutely funny personalised doormats are one of our bestselling gift categories. We can include a gift message and dispatch directly to the recipient.

Do funny doormats come in large sizes?

Yes all our doormats are available in sizes from 60cm x 40cm up to our large 120cm x 85cm. A large funny doormat makes an even bigger statement at your front door.

What are your most popular funny doormat designs?

Our cactus "No Pricks Allowed" mat and personalised family name designs with witty subtext are consistently our top sellers. Dog-themed funny mats are also extremely popular with pet owners.

Are funny doormats good quality or just novelty?

Our funny doormats are built to exactly the same specification as every mat in our range super absorbent, non-slip, easy to clean, and with a durable print that won't fade. The humour is in the design, not at the expense of quality.

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